Other than the opening sequence, it takes damn near half an hour for anything sinister to remotely happen. there's cameos by Ron Jeremy and beetlejuice(which even lowbrow his lines are funny) and Jerry the King Luller from WWE fame What's good about it - the production value is pretty decent but only slightly better than some late night skinemax weekend movies. The very beginning seems promising enough(confusing shameful church sacrifice dream) there's some gore, but then we play into the rest of the movie. Is this the worst flick I've ever happened to view? no is it good? no. Overall, weak with nothing wild or killer. The kills were not creative and would go as far to say they were too tame, while the things there to by the film's definition 'spice things up' (especially the nudity) came over as gratuitous and abused. The more horror-like elements are a long way from tense or suspenseful, generating little interest even. Sadly, the comedy is not even close to being strong enough to make this imbalance not matter, it is completely witless, childish and so overdone it gets exhausting. 'Girls Gone Dead' seemed like a comedy mixed with slasher horror, and over-emphasises the comedy too much. The story is not much of one and takes forever to get going, when it finally does it is not for long and it is too late to care. The script is childish, flabby and even improvisatory-sounding. In all fairness they were hindered by hammy direction, constantly awkward and limp dialogue and that the film has no interesting or likeable character whatsoever. However, the rest of the acting, from particularly the leads, is both overplayed and stiff. In particular Beetlejuice and Sal injecting a much needed trashy charm. The best thing are a couple of the cameos. 'Girls Gone Dead' doesn't look too awful, the photography and editing are not award-worthy but neither are too amateurish in quality. Am not hating or trying to be malicious, it is just my genuine stance on a film that didn't do anything for me as well as many others. However, if it was trying to entertain, scare or both, 'Girls Gone Dead' failed quite badly on both counts, making the film, despite a few decent things, a chore to sit through. 'Girls Gone Dead' may not have insulted my intelligence and there are certainly far worse films. It is also a long way from a good film as well. Which, when watching it, was what 'Girls Gone Dead' essentially was. A large part of me was apprehensive though, having heard it was not good and that it looked like one of those cheap and overdone films with a muddled tone. Part of me was semi-intrigued, being someone who is no stranger to slasher films and has liked quite a lot and the idea interested me somewhat despite being ridiculous. It just feels far too forced and desperate, making the movie a far from good or fun one to watch. Really, I can truly appreciate the passion craftsmanship that went into a bad horror production but I just can't respect or like a movie that deliberately tries to come across as a silly and bad B-movie flick. It's not really following a good and clear enough main storyline, which only makes the movie more annoying to watch. It's all over the place with its story and characters, as if the film-makers were having a bit too much of a good time shooting this movie, which went at the expensive of the quality and eventual end result.

The movie is also definitely lacking a good and likable main character in it. I got fed up with this movie, about halfway through and it did absolutely nothing to ever win me back. There is now far more nudity than gore or blood in this movie really.Įverything in this movie gets extremely exaggerated, which gets truly tiresome after a while. That way the movie at least would had been something more entertaining and thrilling to watch and might had resulted in some better gore and killings as well. But of course cameos can't save a movie and I think I would had actually preferred this movie done as a straightforward slasher. The movie its most fun moments are its cameo's by cult figures, such as the awesome Beetlejuice, Ron Jeremy and Sal Governale. It's taking more of a comedy approach, with as a problem that none of the comedy is very good or clever. The movie definitely doesn't play out as a serious and straightforward slasher. It deliberately tries to be bad and like a B-movie, which often is an approach that doesn't work out too well for these type of movies and make them annoying, rather than fun and entertaining, as clearly also is being the case for this movie. The problem is that this is a very self aware movie. Watching bad horror movies is like my favorite pastime but some movies are just so bad that they aren't even fun to watch.

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